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N00bsauce that I pwn.

Yoomi: so you want to hear a funny story?
Christopher: do i have a choice?
Yoomi: no
Christopher: :P
Yoomi: lol anyways i have this online friend who was telling me about his rl friend
Yoomi: and lol it was something like him and his waifu plays wow but she's like super hardcore into it
Yoomi: while he's just casual
Christopher: waifu = wife/
Yoomi: yup
Christopher: kk
Yoomi: anyways so lol he works to support their wow addiction and his wife is apparently unemployed and plays 24/7
Yoomi: and lol is in some hardcore raiding guild, raids 7-8 hours a day and lol like he said he can only buy one copy of cata
Yoomi: and he is giving it to his wife
Yoomi: because apparently she has to get to 85 in 14 days
Christopher: o.O
Yoomi: before lol she gets kicked from the guild
Christopher: sadness
Christopher: blizz needs to cut people off
Yoomi: and he was like those people exist? and im like lol i have heard stories but lol this is ridiculous
Yoomi: and im like wait? if she's in a hardcore raiding guild why is she still raiding for 7-8 hours a day
Yoomi: cause it is like a 5 days a week raiding schedule
Christopher: lol
Yoomi: and im like at this point
Yoomi: why haven't they finished icc
Yoomi: lol
Christopher: they would clear all the content
Yoomi: THAT IS WHAT I SAID!
Christopher: over and over by now
Christopher: so i think its a LIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Yoomi: ja that's what i told him
Yoomi: i was like lol why are they still doing ICC over and over again
Yoomi: wotlk is like over
Yoomi: and if they haven't beaten the game yet lol she's in a shit ass guild
Yoomi: and then he was like they are doing ulduar
Yoomi: LOL!
Christopher: rofl
Yoomi: they would have been done with Ulduar in a couple of hours lol
Christopher: yeah
Yoomi: ja lol dont tell me how hardcore she is
Yoomi: lol her guild sucks if they are still trying to clear icc
Christopher: yeah
Christopher: teh sux
Yoomi: and lol he told me that they will kick her for being undergeared when she hits 85
Yoomi: lol and im like dood if she doesn't hit 85
Yoomi: in like 14 days
Yoomi: lol she can gear up it's like not that hard to gear up from instances
Yoomi: lol obviously he doesn't know his wow shit
Yoomi: or maybe i know too much

Because it's that funny.

Azek: Why is everyone so quiet?
Yoomi: You want to hear something funny?
Zendrix: What?
Yoomi: I'm in a H VH group and we wiped.
Azek: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yoomi: Lulz.
Zendrix: o.o!

Power naps = rant time?

Yoomi: but this is how i see it:  lol relationships start because of physical attraction, compatibility attraction or lol just out of sheer boredom so you're like hey why not start this
Yoomi: and then after a given period of time lol you share "experiences" which are like funny inside jokes, smex, or something
Yoomi: so you invest in a lot of time with them and then basically since you both have gone through a lot of crap with each other
Yoomi: it turns into something more
Yoomi: and then you're like i dont want to look for anyone else because you believe they are the one
Yoomi: it's like you realize you guys are compatible or are just too damn lazy to play the whole single game again
ChaosKnight69: This is exactly why I'm not even going to bother anymore. lol
ChaosKnight69: It gets overly complicated over time.
Yoomi: seriously
Yoomi: and when a said person who is better comes along. they will never be better because they don't have time to back them up to make them the one
Yoomi: since you have already invested in so much time with your other person
ChaosKnight69: Exactly
Yoomi: even though they are better
Yoomi: so lol
Yoomi: that's my 2 cent
Yoomi: lol and people always tell me im just this negative person and im like no i think very realistically
ChaosKnight69: lol
Yoomi: when i want to at least
Yoomi: but then im very derpy and am like KOREA BOYBANDSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I WUV THEM!
ChaosKnight69: Wow lol
Yoomi: cross edge is better than dating
Yoomi: I RATHER BE LOOKING AT PRINNY

I'm so Engrishy!

Yoomi: what color
Yoomi: if you mix
Yoomi: blue
Yoomi: and yellow make?
Yoomi: is it green or orange?
Yoomi: that wasn't english was it
ChaosKnight69: Green
Yoomi: lol
ChaosKnight69: It wasn't, but I got it. lol

I'm going to be first in line for Justin Bieber's nail polish

me: so you know justin bieber is making a nail polish line.  Im going to go out and buy one less lonely glitter
Marie: seriously?
me: ja lol
Marie: no way! hahah, lol
me: hahaha i know!
Marie: wait, does he even wear nail polish?
me: http://www.windsorstar.com/entertainment/Justin+Bieber+nails/3658979/story.html
 one less lonely glitter needs some love
 one less lonely glitter
 im coming for you!
 there is going to be one less lonely glitter and lol okay im done lol
Marie: i think i need some precious posession purple
 i think i want to be as pretty as justin bieber
me: hahaha don't we all

4 AM WoW shenanigans

Friend: Move to California with me.  We can get a place with a dishwasher.
Me: OMG YES!  I really want a dishwasher.  
Friend: We will name the dishwasher Yoomi.
 (10 minutes later)
Me: WAIT!  HAHAHAHA!  I'M THE DISHWASHER!
Friend: Wow you're slow.

fiapia:

hampe:

thepopculturalwar:

To me love’s just a game…..like Starcraft.

Via Jeekl

Pretty much is.

I judge WoW characters

Me: Yeah, my friend told me how his brother is on some elite guild in WoW.  I asked what server he plays on and it turns out to be the same server as me.  I asked him what guild, and, lol, I found out he's not in this super elite guild.
Friend: What guild is it?
Me: Some guild called Fractured something.
Friend: Never heard of it.
Me: Me either.  Lol, we're elitist asshats.

Creepers on teh internet!

Yoomi: one time
Yoomi: he gave me a link
Yoomi: with a half naked picture of miku
Yoomi: from vocaloids
Yoomi: anyways lol it was her in a tshirt and panties
Yoomi: and he was all like to me
Yoomi: DONT YOU WANT TO CUDDLE ME
Yoomi: OR DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT ON PANTS
Yoomi: and im like uhhhh lol?
ChaosKnight69: Wow that's....just weird. lol
Yoomi: lol i kno!
Yoomi: i was like uhhhh okay?
Yoomi: lol and he was like which one?
Yoomi: and im like both?
Yoomi: and he was all like you really want pants on me?
Yoomi: DONT I LOOK ADORABLE?
Yoomi: and lol i was just lol throughout the whole thing adding no input because im like lol
Yoomi: i wish i had this miku picture
Yoomi: it was actually a really cute picture
Yoomi: despite the fact that she had no pants
ChaosKnight69: Haha

Am I rly done?

Yoomi: basically i killed the beginning enemies, ran to a town, saw a lot of japanese in chat
Yoomi: tried to do a quest
Yoomi: got lost
Yoomi: but the worst part was I COULDN'T JUMP
Yoomi: and was like im done playing ff14
ChaosKnight69: You're done for now. lol