November 2010
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N00bsauce that I pwn.
Yoomi: so you want to hear a funny story?
Christopher: do i have a choice?
Yoomi: no
Christopher: :P
Yoomi: lol anyways i have this online friend who was telling me about his rl friend
Yoomi: and lol it was something like him and his waifu plays wow but she's like super hardcore into it
Yoomi: while he's just casual
Christopher: waifu = wife/
Yoomi: yup
Christopher: kk
Yoomi: anyways so lol he works to support their wow addiction and his wife is apparently unemployed and plays 24/7
Yoomi: and lol is in some hardcore raiding guild, raids 7-8 hours a day and lol like he said he can only buy one copy of cata
Yoomi: and he is giving it to his wife
Yoomi: because apparently she has to get to 85 in 14 days
Christopher: o.O
Yoomi: before lol she gets kicked from the guild
Christopher: sadness
Christopher: blizz needs to cut people off
Yoomi: and he was like those people exist? and im like lol i have heard stories but lol this is ridiculous
Yoomi: and im like wait? if she's in a hardcore raiding guild why is she still raiding for 7-8 hours a day
Yoomi: cause it is like a 5 days a week raiding schedule
Christopher: lol
Yoomi: and im like at this point
Yoomi: why haven't they finished icc
Yoomi: lol
Christopher: they would clear all the content
Yoomi: THAT IS WHAT I SAID!
Christopher: over and over by now
Christopher: so i think its a LIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Yoomi: ja that's what i told him
Yoomi: i was like lol why are they still doing ICC over and over again
Yoomi: wotlk is like over
Yoomi: and if they haven't beaten the game yet lol she's in a shit ass guild
Yoomi: and then he was like they are doing ulduar
Yoomi: LOL!
Christopher: rofl
Yoomi: they would have been done with Ulduar in a couple of hours lol
Christopher: yeah
Yoomi: ja lol dont tell me how hardcore she is
Yoomi: lol her guild sucks if they are still trying to clear icc
Christopher: yeah
Christopher: teh sux
Yoomi: and lol he told me that they will kick her for being undergeared when she hits 85
Yoomi: lol and im like dood if she doesn't hit 85
Yoomi: in like 14 days
Yoomi: lol she can gear up it's like not that hard to gear up from instances
Yoomi: lol obviously he doesn't know his wow shit
Yoomi: or maybe i know too much
October 2010
10 posts
Because it's that funny.
Azek: Why is everyone so quiet?
Yoomi: You want to hear something funny?
Zendrix: What?
Yoomi: I'm in a H VH group and we wiped.
Azek: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yoomi: Lulz.
Zendrix: o.o!
Power naps = rant time?
Yoomi: but this is how i see it: lol relationships start because of physical attraction, compatibility attraction or lol just out of sheer boredom so you're like hey why not start this
Yoomi: and then after a given period of time lol you share "experiences" which are like funny inside jokes, smex, or something
Yoomi: so you invest in a lot of time with them and then basically since you both have gone through a lot of crap with each other
Yoomi: it turns into something more
Yoomi: and then you're like i dont want to look for anyone else because you believe they are the one
Yoomi: it's like you realize you guys are compatible or are just too damn lazy to play the whole single game again
ChaosKnight69: This is exactly why I'm not even going to bother anymore. lol
ChaosKnight69: It gets overly complicated over time.
Yoomi: seriously
Yoomi: and when a said person who is better comes along. they will never be better because they don't have time to back them up to make them the one
Yoomi: since you have already invested in so much time with your other person
ChaosKnight69: Exactly
Yoomi: even though they are better
Yoomi: so lol
Yoomi: that's my 2 cent
Yoomi: lol and people always tell me im just this negative person and im like no i think very realistically
ChaosKnight69: lol
Yoomi: when i want to at least
Yoomi: but then im very derpy and am like KOREA BOYBANDSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WUV THEM!
ChaosKnight69: Wow lol
Yoomi: cross edge is better than dating
Yoomi: I RATHER BE LOOKING AT PRINNY
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I'm so Engrishy!
Yoomi: what color
Yoomi: if you mix
Yoomi: blue
Yoomi: and yellow make?
Yoomi: is it green or orange?
Yoomi: that wasn't english was it
ChaosKnight69: Green
Yoomi: lol
ChaosKnight69: It wasn't, but I got it. lol
I'm going to be first in line for Justin Bieber's...
me: so you know justin bieber is making a nail polish line. Im going to go out and buy one less lonely glitter
Marie: seriously?
me: ja lol
Marie: no way! hahah, lol
me: hahaha i know!
Marie: wait, does he even wear nail polish?
me: http://www.windsorstar.com/entertainment/Justin+Bieber+nails/3658979/story.html
one less lonely glitter needs some love
one less lonely glitter
im coming for you!
there is going to be one less lonely glitter and lol okay im done lol
Marie: i think i need some precious posession purple
i think i want to be as pretty as justin bieber
me: hahaha don't we all
4 AM WoW shenanigans
Friend: Move to California with me. We can get a place with a dishwasher.
Me: OMG YES! I really want a dishwasher.
Friend: We will name the dishwasher Yoomi.
(10 minutes later)
Me: WAIT! HAHAHAHA! I'M THE DISHWASHER!
Friend: Wow you're slow.
I judge WoW characters
Me: Yeah, my friend told me how his brother is on some elite guild in WoW. I asked what server he plays on and it turns out to be the same server as me. I asked him what guild, and, lol, I found out he's not in this super elite guild.
Friend: What guild is it?
Me: Some guild called Fractured something.
Friend: Never heard of it.
Me: Me either. Lol, we're elitist asshats.
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Creepers on teh internet!
Yoomi: one time
Yoomi: he gave me a link
Yoomi: with a half naked picture of miku
Yoomi: from vocaloids
Yoomi: anyways lol it was her in a tshirt and panties
Yoomi: and he was all like to me
Yoomi: DONT YOU WANT TO CUDDLE ME
Yoomi: OR DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT ON PANTS
Yoomi: and im like uhhhh lol?
ChaosKnight69: Wow that's....just weird. lol
Yoomi: lol i kno!
Yoomi: i was like uhhhh okay?
Yoomi: lol and he was like which one?
Yoomi: and im like both?
Yoomi: and he was all like you really want pants on me?
Yoomi: DONT I LOOK ADORABLE?
Yoomi: and lol i was just lol throughout the whole thing adding no input because im like lol
Yoomi: i wish i had this miku picture
Yoomi: it was actually a really cute picture
Yoomi: despite the fact that she had no pants
ChaosKnight69: Haha
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Am I rly done?
Yoomi: basically i killed the beginning enemies, ran to a town, saw a lot of japanese in chat
Yoomi: tried to do a quest
Yoomi: got lost
Yoomi: but the worst part was I COULDN'T JUMP
Yoomi: and was like im done playing ff14
ChaosKnight69: You're done for now. lol
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Hawt looking water!
What I’m most excited about Cataclysm: - It’s not how they are FINALLY getting rid of the old soulshard system.
- It’s not how how Curse of Agony and Curse of Doom will be converted into Bane of Agony and Bane of Doom. Bane spells are considered magic instead of curses. This means you will be able to cast one Bane (e.g. Bane of Agony) and one Curse (e.g. Curse of Elements)...
September 2010
48 posts
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My tumblr needs more content than random...
ChaosKnight69: You know what you should play agarest War if EVERYONE starts playing rorona. lol
Yoomi: lol im surprised agarest war was not on like EVERYONE stream
Yoomi: but lol i guess not everyone is a pervert like us lol
ChaosKnight69: That makes us unique to the site. lol
Yoomi: lol ja we're both into half nekkid animu girls
Yoomi: in SUGGESTIVE POSES
Yoomi: lol
ChaosKnight69: so true. lol
ChaosKnight69: The themes and our games prove it all. :P
Yoomi: lol it really does!
ChaosKnight69: Minus your bear one now. lol
Yoomi: lol banjo
Yoomi: lol im playing it for the end scene with the hawt witch
Yoomi: lol everytime i get a game over, im watching high quality n64 pr0n
ChaosKnight69: The sounds make it worth watching!
Yoomi: i kno
Yoomi: GRUNTILDA IS SMOKING
Yoomi: AH OH AH OH OH AH AH AH OH OH
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And I wonder why I can't get a man!
Yoomi: but ja lol im a terrible gf
Yoomi: like when i was in lol 11th grade
Yoomi: i ignored my boyfriend
Yoomi: for 2 weeks
Yoomi: for ff9
IcE: lol...
IcE: see if a guy did that to a girl
IcE: they would get dumped
IcE: so fast
Yoomi: i kno!
Yoomi: but i dumped him lol
Yoomi: cause he was all like
Yoomi: WHY DO YOU HAVE ONLINE FRIENDS
Yoomi: WHY DO YOU IGNORE ME FOR GAMES
Yoomi: AND IM LIKE FOR CHRIST SAKES! SHUT THE FUCK UP
Yoomi: i love video games more than you
Yoomi: end of story lol
IcE: LOL
IcE: sorry honey, ive been cheating on you with video games
Yoomi: lol exactly
Yoomi: and then some nub
Yoomi: lol that i recently dated or whatever
Yoomi: actually he thought we were dating but we weren't because he was not hardcore enough
Yoomi: he was all like ja lol you'll be an awesome gf
Yoomi: and i was like lol i ignore mai bf for games lol
IcE: lol
Yoomi: and i told him about mai 11th grade bf
Yoomi: and how i ignored him for like 2 weeks for ff9
Yoomi: because i rather watch a man with a tail then actually have real human contact
Yoomi: and i was like lol mai ex got so angry at me
Yoomi: and he was all like yo i would be all like where are you in ff9
Yoomi: and im like the hell you would
Yoomi: you haven't even played it
IcE: lol
Yoomi: lol im a dick
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I suck at Haloz >.
Friend: Is your tag name in Halo really noob?
Me: Yeah, cause I suck.
Friend: Give it a year and you can change it to pro.
Me: More like 5.
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Privates!
Yoomi: it's a weird game
Yoomi: im learning so much about stds
Yoomi: like hpv is a little girl
Yoomi: who shoots out cancer!
ChaosKnight69: You play some weird games. XD
Yoomi: lol
ChaosKnight69: At least you learned something in the end. lol
Yoomi: ja don't get hpv cause she's scary and shoots out cancer!
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I need to straighten out my priorities
Yoomi: see lol it's either the headset
Yoomi: or
Yoomi: http://store.nisamerica.com/Collectibles/Prinny-Hat
Yoomi: a 50 dollar penguin hat
Yoomi: lol
IcE: lol.
Yoomi: and then im like for 150 more
Yoomi: i can get a headset lol
IcE: you need better priorities
Yoomi: i do!
IcE: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823126034
IcE: that one is nice
Yoomi: not as nice as wearing a fleece penguin on your head
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I'm a Banjo Kazooie retard
Yoomi: how do i jump into the world?
Godot17Cups: which one?
Yoomi: the first world
Yoomi: i got the puzzle piece
Yoomi: and standing on the puzzle thing
Godot17Cups: then you need to put the piece in the puzzle
Yoomi: i did!
Godot17Cups: and didnt mumbos mountain open up?
Yoomi: it won't let me jump in >.<
Godot17Cups: you just walk in
Yoomi: lol im a retard
Godot17Cups: did you think you were supposed to jump in the puzzle
Yoomi: lol yes!
Godot17Cups: it doesnt rip off super mario 64 that much
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Pedobear!
me: ja lol. im a pedo :3. he looks older than me
Marie: lol, at least he isn't as young as most of the boys you like. hahaha
me: lol hahahahahaha! i kno! im improving! at least he's not 16!
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I need to be more descriptive
Marafice Eye: how far are you in borderlands on pc?
Yoomi: uhhhh just defeated some dood
Yoomi: with eyes
Marafice Eye: that narrows it down lol
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I'll wait until it goes on sale... but it's Blizz...
IcE: and im getting good at SC2
IcE: fast
Yoomi: soon you'll be korean :O!
IcE: lol
IcE: get starcraft
IcE: embrace your azn!
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My favorite song from Kanon :D.
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