4 AM WoW shenanigans
Friend: Move to California with me. We can get a place with a dishwasher.
Me: OMG YES! I really want a dishwasher.
Friend: We will name the dishwasher Yoomi.
(10 minutes later)
Me: WAIT! HAHAHAHA! I'M THE DISHWASHER!
Friend: Wow you're slow.
